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Peddle stroke

Peddle stroke is the knew word for "wanking"
Son "Dad have you Peddle stroke today?

Dad " gross son" Paused silence "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
by Negan360 February 9, 2023
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victory stroke

1. When you finish wanking and you keep stroking for 10-15 seconds.
After watching a great gilf video, i victory stroke so cum wouldn't stick to my meetis.
by Giant Black Meatus December 6, 2015
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Stroke Rant

Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.
Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.
by dalegato June 15, 2011
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Uncle Stroking

One of the highest steps on the edging staircase. One must pass through multiple other stages such as edging, gooning and munting in order to reach it. It is the act of doing a reach around the legs double fister on your shmeat with slow strokes. Your right hand rotating clockwise and left counter clockwise. This is preformed until peak stimulation and then released right by before you blow. If you blow this breaks your edging streak and you have to begin back at the bottom by starting back at edging. The term uncle stroking is derived by uncle all across the world preforming this method as it enlightens you and gives you +500 aura.
“Hey crody I was uncle stroking it last night, and on fanum it was amazing. It’s way better than the munting and edging.”
What the fuck are you saying”
by Prof.Goon May 22, 2024
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Stroke Stabber

A person that says everything is gay, stinky, or homo. These people are usually devoid of affection and attention trying to feel the littlest amount of love by doing anything to get the attention of others. It is usually used as a insult to these type of people.
You pitiful little "Stroke Stabber".
by CoolBoyCool June 22, 2023
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stroking the jetpack

Obviously this is referring to stroking your penis aka masturbating.

aggressive foreplay

jerking off on a airplane (3 mile high solo club)
defining, "stroking the jetpack." "i was stroking my jetpack while the hot gym teacher was inside her office.

ahhhh god damn dudeee thats grossss."
by TheRea_ist August 18, 2024
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