If she starts telling a story be prepared to have 7 mini conversations and 19 other stories thrown into it because she can’t stay focused!
by Peaches0926 July 19, 2017
Kelly and Murray Syndrome or Coversiphobia is the fear of shoeboxes.
by AnalFeltcher101 June 16, 2021
by AtomicLegend February 19, 2020
Emma is a hottie with a body she is so hot and loves MEA she is very cute,and thicccccckkkkkkkqqq and with good blonde hair and short and good at everything
Emma Kelly-Brock is a hottie
by Mike sumeu March 13, 2019
Carlos is the most emotional guy in town, he'll constantly cry over his ex-girlfriends
He's always doing the crabcore move at every Attack! Attack! Show, Or '' pizza making'' his way to the Pile on to sing that sweet Chelsea grin chrorus
He's always doing the crabcore move at every Attack! Attack! Show, Or '' pizza making'' his way to the Pile on to sing that sweet Chelsea grin chrorus
Carlos lopez kelly enters to a bar :
- hey dude is that Carlos the jelly Lopez?
- yeah man look at that Bieber haircut
- hey dude is that Carlos the jelly Lopez?
- yeah man look at that Bieber haircut
by agarita September 28, 2018
When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and simulates a cheese grater on your dick, and then fills her mouth with lemon juice and salt to get in the wounds.
by belent November 13, 2017
A particularly daring sexual position involving a couple of bros and a couple of hos, wherein a lower level is formed as one of the dudes puts it to the bitch from behind as she performs fellatio on the opposing member, and a second (higher) level is formed as the other of the two ladies positions herself so that she is making out with one of the pimps involved and and is recieving the pleasure from the other. Perhaps this rudimentary diagram will help clarify (ignore the dots):
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......|-....((==8-O...-|......
..../.|......\\..<.......|.\....
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......O...O-8==)).....O.....
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......|-....((==8-O...-|......
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Bro1: Dude...remember when we KMac'ed (see below, synonym for The Kelly MacNee) those drunk sluts a couple weeks ago.
Bro2: Yeah...dude...um I like saw your cock.
Bro1: Uh...what? That's not really...I was just talking about you know the ladies.
Bro2: Yeah and it seemed like a good idea at the time, but the next morning I woke up and I realized like I was just in a foursome...with another dude.
Bro1: Um...yeah I guess I never thought about that...uuhhh...I don't know what to say...
Bro2: Sorry. Nevermind Bro, just relax...take off your shirt...
Bro2: Yeah...dude...um I like saw your cock.
Bro1: Uh...what? That's not really...I was just talking about you know the ladies.
Bro2: Yeah and it seemed like a good idea at the time, but the next morning I woke up and I realized like I was just in a foursome...with another dude.
Bro1: Um...yeah I guess I never thought about that...uuhhh...I don't know what to say...
Bro2: Sorry. Nevermind Bro, just relax...take off your shirt...
by Falcon Marlow January 15, 2007