Whilst listening to in headphones full blast the heavy metal band "dark funeral" you must insert a pair of drum sticks up your bumhole and stack donuts on your dick, whilst whistling the tune to "who wants to be a millionaire simultaneously machine gunning your ass looking into the eyes of a kidnapped victim you earlier abducted during the day, forcing them to watch you climax.
Myles proceeded to force his victim to watch him as he started "heavy metal frogging" himself, they watch for over three hours!
by 666blxck October 22, 2023
When you have shrinkage from either playing sports, or being cold and your knob is bigger than the rest of your penis.
by TTGG33 November 02, 2011
Christopher heavy is bottom heavy
by Thebiggestboce November 29, 2023
A basketball team that lives with 2 laws. Availability and Accountability. The team led by Uncle Heavy, is said to be the best and most disciplined team in the world. They are simply the best.
by Uncle Heavy February 11, 2021
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by mendy the nonce September 19, 2021
When girls with big butts wear skinny jeans that rides low showing the top of their crack with no panties on
by lanebugg November 29, 2016