Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.

"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.

by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022

Bullshitical

When people’s responses and actions are influenced so heavily by “popular” opinion and political correctness

I fart in the general direction of your bullshitical response.

by Burbear January 14, 2019

Bullshit

Bullshit

That's life for ya cause it's Bullshit.

by this handle thing is bullshit November 10, 2018

Bullshit

Relating to court and the law.

‘Great, I have to go through this bullshit again.’
I thought as I walked into the courtroom.

by C&Y BS December 25, 2018

bullshit deuce

Twice the shit you are already dealing with

Dont feed me that bullshit deuce

by Shitting Bull January 6, 2021

Bullshit

This Goddamn Library Studies Test

"This Library Studies Test is pure bullshit"

by SomRandomDefinioner December 4, 2020

Bullshit

Something that is unfair or unbelievable. Implies a bias against whatever the desired outcome is.

"Hey Rosco, how are the Raiders doing?"

"Would be much better if it weren't for all the bullshit penalties.:

by Skipjack101175 December 29, 2019