microwave bread

Finally getting rid of the sexual tension, by fucking the shit out of the person you have wanted to bang from the moment you met.
I can't wait to show Jamal how to microwave bread.
by Jmmmmal May 15, 2016
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Microwave bread

The mythical bread that is left on top of a microwave that gains hulk strength from being left on top of a microwave while being run#DeAndre Smalls
Dam! Bro, I ate this microwave bread left on top of the the microwave and gain incredible strength!
by Sqaud7 February 13, 2019
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Bread Baughfer

One who lays turds as large as loaf of bread and chucks them at people
To explain the size of a turd a Bread Baughfer
by Norman Nutbag February 02, 2022
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Bread thing

Euphemism for vaginal yeast infection producing large quantities of yeasty discharge resulting in a doughy like concoction in the panties, and the smell of a sushi bakery
Wow, I would go down on her unless your hungry! Shes got that bread thing...
by neanderman October 16, 2011
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Bread Thieves

A catch-all phrase for Australians, many of whom had ancestors deported to the colonies for stealing loaves of bread.

The tradition continues to this day with their politicians often being caught with their snouts in the trough and corruption being rampant.
Did you see any of the cricket? Nah the dirty bread thieves probably bowled another underarm delivery when they were about to lose again!
by Arteazan August 05, 2021
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Bread Digger

One who insists on digging down the loaf of sliced bread toward the centre in an attempt to get the freshest, usually resulting in the last few slices of the loaf tasting like cardboard.
Will you stop being a bread digger, I just went to get a slice and it's drier than Shipman's patient list.
by Sparktric May 09, 2017
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