Wayne Blair is a fake botchabarian
by Vanessa Gronowska May 09, 2019
100%-HANDS DOWN-the most amazing, patient, and Loving man you'll ever meet. He will change your life in the best ways possible. If you lose your phone 10 seconds after you just had it, he will lovingly smile and tell you it's in your left hand, and not make you feel stupid about it.
He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.
And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.
But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!
He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.
And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.
But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!
by Jay-Mee-Kenobi June 09, 2024
CaseyTheKid
by Phillis Fucker May 01, 2021
by Bully Wayner February 24, 2022
A versatile and experienced electrical controls engineer, professor, manager and emergency medical responder. Capable of taming the most difficult of departments but gentle enough to provide TLC for most types of injuries.
by Smedysupergopher February 06, 2025
an absolute legend🦅🙏
by lemmalemma55 June 30, 2022
Dead beat dad that lives in Brunswick, Georgia. Drunkard, fat and sellout to children.
Likes to kiss his bosses nuts. Married to fat spic with tacky hair.
Likes to kiss his bosses nuts. Married to fat spic with tacky hair.
by The Word1 November 09, 2017