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Gay Stones

When it's late night and you're hungry you make yourself a bowl of fruity pebbles, you can also refer to them as gay stones.
Tommy: "Hey man! Whatcha eating there?"
You: "Just got me a bowl of gay stones"
Tommy: "Aww I want to eat some gay stones now"
by jbird53916 June 19, 2021
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stay stoned

most of the time when you look inside of your dad's old yearbook you will see stay stoned at least once. It basically just means to keep smoking that good good and have a great summer
Son: What does stay stoned, and stay boned mean?
Dad: Don't worry you'll learn about it one day.
by Queen793 January 24, 2017
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sword in the stoned

The act of smoking marijuana as well as engaging in a King Arthur sexual role play with a partner.
My wife and I have been trying out the sword in the stoned, it’s really spiced things up between us.
by TheScoobiestDoo December 4, 2019
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Cheap stone

Someone who has a very low tolerance to Marijuana.
Wow Jack is a cheap stone. He took two hits and he was baked for days.
by jackerinoflino July 3, 2017
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internet stoned

When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:

-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).
Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK

Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.
by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011
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fistful of stone

1. To have the equivalent or near the equivalent of deadweight. E.I. nothing of worth/value.
2. An event, object, person(s), or thing that is of little praise or virtue.
Ex. 1 - We only had two donors give a considerable contribution, so the rest of the room was a fistful of stone.
Ex. 2 - I gave Jill $300 to go gamble on the tables, She came back with five $5 chips, a goddamn fistful of stone!
Ex. 3 - "McFaddens got shot down because five people were stabbed.' 'Had it been four people no problem, but god forbid it was five people, a whole fistful of stone!"
by GoldenBoy44 January 7, 2015
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shitting stones

suggestions by people to try and solve something, or make and idea for something...random things to say
Alright, now i'm just shitting stones here, but what if this time we...

He was just sitting there shitting stones like there was no tomarrow...but we still couldn't figure out what the missing link was.
by dougperch19 July 19, 2007
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