national anal day

october 15 is national anal day for all the people that love to do it in the butt

John: Dude it’s national anal day
Clara: Hey you trynna do it tonight in the butt
John: Yea baby ;)

by lmfnoppsucker October 13, 2019

National Pay Your Wife Day

Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.

Happy wife, happy life. Celebrate National pay your wife day.

by Faroushky October 2, 2020

October 19.National Friendzone Day

It's the day my friend got friendzoned

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO

by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019

The international national macawiis week

The international national macawiis week is when you wear your macawiis everywhere you go (example. school, train,bus,gym etc..).

A:hey did you hear it's the international national macawiis week.

by J the goat May 15, 2023

National Con Smith Day

On October 10th it will be National Con Smith Day

Hamilton: Oh my goodness! It's 10/10! It's national Con Smith day!

by whiteJELEEL! September 29, 2022

National grab ass day

August 12, is national grab ass day be prepared.

See some ass just grab it why not its national grab ass day.

by 200423388 August 11, 2019

National booty pic day

On May 5th tell that one person that missed their chance on May 4th to send you a picture of their booty

Guy: Damn it! I missed national booty pic day yesterday!

Girl: Dont worry babe, May 5th is for the people who missed May 4th, I gotchyu.

by ClitMonkey🙏 May 5, 2024