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Baby Batter

Def 1: What guys who have never been laid call their cum.

Def 2: A sad, pathetic way to say "jizz".
"Oh yeah, I'm totally gonna let my baby batter out all over her." Fantasized Todd, the overly ambitious virgin.
by €utie¥ootie August 6, 2017
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Baby

A Ctrl+c/Ctrl+v of yourself.
"-Hey can you come to the party tonight?
-Sorry i have to take care of the baby."
by Echoes act 3 March 15, 2021
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Bungalow baby

Whoever tries to build a bungalow first in Lego Fortnite.
Tristan, you've used all of my materials. This is why you are the Bungalow Baby.
by Gen.Saxophone December 14, 2023
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bobber baby

A woman wetter than a live well. Dates fishermen, usually multiple at once. Master baiter.
Ronda was a major bobber baby chasing after those rod rangers.
by TheRealBLee August 10, 2024
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baby

This is your baby, Gerry,” she said, handing him the brief
by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024
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baby preditor

someone who stalks children in carriges and when the mother and or father leaves it, they snatch their pray. putting them in their sack and running off to their broken down van to drive off to their apartment. needless to say this was the home where they find daipers and sippy cups all over the floor and a fat out man. with a beard. sucking on a raddle.
hey honey, want sum baby preditor to eat our child?? watch the damn baby!
by blahblachblach April 1, 2010
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Phoenix babies/children

stillborn bab(ies) (stillborn due to either by natural causes or medical negligence/malpractice) that is physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or is naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.

Also includes but not limited to Neonates, infants, babies, children who are pronounced clinically dead and are resuscitated physically/mechanically (medically) resuscitated or are naturally resuscitated on their own regardless of how long they live.
Because of the medical negligence and carelessness of the attending 4th year resident, I was forced to beg and plead for her to just cut my over six years in the making IVF rainbow baby out of me and save them, as I was also made to listen to our baby die inside me. When they finally cut my baby out of me vie delayed emergency c-section, our baby was stillborn, but only because of a competent code team, our baby is alive today and there for is a Phoenix baby, as our baby suffered a suffocating death inutero and has risen from the ashes of their death a gorgeous Phoenix baby to be a testament of death, resurrection, and life to all!

Though we are proud of our Phoenix Baby’s ability to conquer death, we still mourn that our baby had to suffer death and suffer to live again, as it has been a huge catalyst for my family’s suffering, enduring & survival of my postpartum psychosis. Please join us on our Phoenix baby/child parenting and continuing IVF journey @ our_journey_to_yall on Instagram where we honor not only our Phoenix baby, but other Phoenix babies/children as we are made aware.
by Phoenix Baby, Angelo’s Mhysa January 14, 2024
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