Buy a Dog

1.The act of buying a canine.
2.The act of buying a hot dog.
3.Tits in french.
4.The act of purchasing an object of adoration of a gay gangsta.
5.Shopping for chinese people.

I buy a dog everyday.

by Barfman of Baviera January 2, 2012

Spotty Dog Pudding

The proper name is Spotty Dick Pudding, but my parents were too prudish to use such a crude word as Dick and so in our extended family, the name for Spotty Dick Pudding is called Spotty Dog Pudding. It also looks like a Spotty Dog and not like a Spotty Dick.

:-)

On Sundays, I love a bit of spotty dog pudding with custard.

by Black Cat Redhill Surrey July 11, 2023

Roller Dog

Term used to describe hot dogs that are cooked on a roller grill at certain trucker gas stations.

The term is also used to describe a homosexual male.

Benny and David went to a restaurant. Benny says, “man there are a lot of roller dogs in here.” David responds, “yeah bro im starving.” Benny says, “No bro, I mean there are a lot of fruit cakes (homosexuals) in here.”

by Thedoors123 July 27, 2025

Dog water

when you suck ass at a certain game. (Fortnite, Apex, etc.)

this man for real is total dog water

by Mr. Cool 2021 October 31, 2021

Brown hot dog

To leave a solid and sausage-shaped turd between the labia majora and in slight contact with the labia minora.

Janet got mad at me because i pulled a brown hot dog on her without letting her know in advance.

by Phunkel Uphjaphamp December 5, 2018

no hot dog

a more in depth way of saying “no cap, no glizzy, no kizzy”

bro no hot dog they were doing incest last night. yes bro like no hot dog

by cjcjxb November 26, 2020

Dog water

Do be worse than average at various things.

Me: "Hey, what did you get for your physics test?"
Friend: "My test score was absolute dog water"

by KEVEVDEV February 21, 2022