having one's ear on one's face

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face

- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces

by Nomdi February 3, 2019

Po-face Rattle Nose

A Epic Swear word that can used in any form of speech. See example

I Po-Face Rattle Nose Po-Face Raddle Nosed Po-Face Raddle Nose.

by Ja-man September 7, 2009

million dollar body but a food stamp face

A girl who looks GREAT from behind (onion butt) but (fugly) when she turns around.

That's a damn shame. Ole girl has a million dollar body but a food stamp face.

by duh-man June 11, 2006

The one where peter farts into mega face

narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up narthan shut up

The one where peter farts into mega face- NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP NARTHAN SHUT UP

by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020

Your face looks like your butt

A way to tell someone that they're ugly. Sometimes just used in playin'.

Your face looks like your butt.
Say what?
Your face looks like your butt.
Say what?

by Andi June 10, 2006

Face like a par 3 tee box

A very ugly person possibly having bad acne scars that resemble divits in the grass of a golf course. Since an iron is primarily used on a par 3 tee the divits are worse than on longer holes

You've got a face like a par 3 tee box

by Jim S September 10, 2005

The one where peter farts into mega face

The one where peter farts into mega face

The one where peter farts into mega face

by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020