relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

One Weird Tip

For pennies a day get your college diploma

You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen to one weird tip

by DontBeLikeTheSun September 17, 2023

one leg belinda

Is a white woman from the Midwest who eats on the souls of innocent men. They usually are good at mason work like building walls. Also are know to be sexy as fuck - good in bed- and great at road head

Watch out for the one leg belinda

by Mericachavez May 5, 2018

One World Trade Center

June 24, 2027, time for the seaqual

“Terrorist” 1: You know the plan we had for the One World Trade Center?

“Terrorist” 2: Yup, I’m ready.

by HelpImHavingAStroke February 9, 2024

Twisting One Off

When a man masturbates.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 9, 2021

One Handed Booty

Where a teen has such a small booty you can cover it with one hand and when there in the doggy position you can't see their ass crack

Damn Girl; I wanna fuck yo little one handed booty

by alexktheteenbootyfucker July 16, 2016

One year, Eren

A new phrase used to describe sad emotions.

"Please be quiet, today was one year, Eren."
"Shit, sorry, that's rough."

by Arminsexual April 24, 2017