When you're craving that "certain" type of candy so you ask your boyfriend to fuck you with a candy cane
Jen loves getting candy canned by her boyfriend! It's even more fun when he lets her candy cane him as well!
by Javabooks25 December 05, 2023
by gchallllllll November 13, 2017
by TysonChickenEnJackInTheBoxStor April 25, 2021
The term “Get Bent British Style” refers to “getting bent” or, in a not so polite term, getting fucked, or telling one to go fuck themselves, the British style, is when one get’s to partake in anal sex, and an enema, but instead of the person allowing the water to escape the body, they instead put a tea bag within their anal cavity, therefore, getting “bent” (fucked in the ass) British style (tea bag within anal cavity mid-enema)
Chad: What did you tell your boss after he fired you for indecent exposure during work hours?
British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style”
Chad: What’d he do next?
British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.
British Chad: I told the wank’r to “Get Bent British Style”
Chad: What’d he do next?
British Chad: He went to go have hardcore anal sex, he was always very gullible.
by Stylophone Jack April 24, 2021
Person: "So, foreign conflicts, wild fires, Covid 19, protests, It can't get any worse."
Time traveler: "Oh, don't worry, Covid 19 will be the least of our worries in a few months, by the way to do you have a Geiger counter on you? That will become useful soon."
Time traveler: "Oh, don't worry, Covid 19 will be the least of our worries in a few months, by the way to do you have a Geiger counter on you? That will become useful soon."
by The1/3Reich June 12, 2020
When you trick someone into seeing the dance of Italy, the forbidden dance of Unus Annus. The new rickroll for Unus Anus fans.
by Triklash February 15, 2021
by Hym Iam September 05, 2024