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Baby's first fandom

A stupid fucking retarded response to basic dissent, because what is being criticized is prevalent in fandoms.
*The comment is attached to unironic, non-satirical, way too decent comic art of Optimus Prime passionately cuddling Allied Master computer.

Person: Can you NOT FUCKING SHIP Allied Mastercomputer and Optimus Prime TOGTHER, Them literally just condoning each other's existence IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING MISCHARACTERIZATION TO EVEN REMOTELY EXIST, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH.

Chronically online kid: Baby's first fandom 💔, (Yap nonsense about how every community has shipping and its an ancient thing idgaf.)
by Vice signal March 6, 2025
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piss baby 3000

ur urban dictionary account is piss baby 3000 and have a great definitions
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Through cuts & babies

An exclamatory remark, used to showcase the absurdity of a situation or realization.
Does anyone know who broke the office coffee machine?”

“Through cuts & babies, it was Emily!”
by CuppaOfHands July 9, 2025
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Baby Whale

When you’re having sexual intercourse, and you piss in your spouses butthole and they spurt it out like a whales blowhole
Kingy I can’t wait to give you a baby whale tonight
by Lilchungy July 16, 2025
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Sock babies

People who are smart, creative, sexy, etc. They are basically perfect. They are people who will have others on there knees doing as they wish. They make people drool when they walk by. They are unique. They have good luck. They may be bipolar, stubborn, overly crazy, and just wierd in many unexplainable ways but are loved and respected by all.
G.K and C.R (initials) are the og sock babies, I want to be just like them.
by Sockbaby2.0 May 21, 2018
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im just a baby

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The Amazibg Baby

The most adorable of male children, and someone who loves his uncle JG.
I was babysitting the Amazibg Baby when

he told me he wished I was Uncle JG because he likes him better.
by JoeBidenlikeschildren September 13, 2021
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