Face like a tub of fire-damaged Lego

A person so exceptionally ugly that you want to be sick when you see them

“oh my god Walsh! That skank you pulled last night was so messed up, she had a face like a tub of Fire damaged lego. Sick b*tch”

by Hai Sundera January 28, 2005

Face like a slapped mule's ass

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

by andy vale July 13, 2006

Dragon deez nuts across your face

Drag-on. Which basically is like the word "dragging". It's pretty much another way of the deez nuts jokes.

You: Hey look, a dragon!
Friend: What dragon?
You: Dragon deez nuts across your face nigga!

by topsdemise June 5, 2021

a face like a fist full of ass holes

An extremely ugly person.

I ended up sitting on a plane next to a guy with a face like a fist full of ass holes.

by ddooley January 7, 2008

having one's ear on one's face

a nice synonym used for conservative boxheads, derived from the fact that conservative people think a rainbow on one's ear would ruin one's face

- omg have you heard that Bob opposes same sex marriage?
- are you serious? i thought having one's ear on one's face was already out of fashion..
- nah, he and Cynthia still totally have their ears on their faces

by Nomdi February 3, 2019

Has her thong in my face.

Verb: to have a physical appeal/attraction.

1) That girl has her thong in my face.
2) This girl has her thong in my face more than the girl over there.
3) The Chinese girl had her thong in everyone's face in the dining hall.

by djmdjmdjmdjm January 20, 2013

shat on yo mama's black face

1.)An insult usually following nigga please

2.)What you say to your friend instead of doing your mom

"That girl just shat on yo mama's black face!"

by JoHn_KaYlOr October 9, 2011