Phone Call Cock Block

When you are about to have sex and you get a phone call that ruins the moment for the other person.

Guy 1: WTF did you call me last night?!

Guy 2: What man?

Guy 1: You pulled a phone call cock block! I was about to hit that shit and you called and she didn't want to anymore!

Guy 2: Damn i'm sorry man.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

Better Insert The Cock Here

B.I.T.C.H - A phrase you say to or about a woman who's stuck up, full of herself, or just plain pissy and bitchy. Pick an orifice, any orifice and insert cock. She apparently needs it. It also refers to a woman who's so dumb as to serve no other purpose except as a receptacle for a man.

Cynthia: "You're such an asshole, Dan! Why do I even talk to you!? I could do so much better even on my worst day. Get lost, loser!"
Dan: "Better insert the cock here."

Caitlin Upton: "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps... everywhere like such as..."
Me: "Beter Insert The Cock Here..."

by pleasureboy1 December 17, 2008

Two-headed cock muncher

A flaming homosexual that munches on cock.

Zac efron is a two-headed cock muncher.

by The real slim Nandy March 17, 2008

slappin' your cock around

to waste time, to dawdle, to chat on AIM all day instead of doing homework

langan: do you have any hw today?
amyk: yeah
langan: then why are you slappin your cock around online all day instead of doing it
amy k: oreo

by langan May 3, 2003

nigga cock ass nigga

a gay ass nigga you know what im sayin'

Man 1: Yo wassup
Man 2: Nigga cock ass nigga shut yo ass up you know what im sayin' cock ass nigga lookin ass get your kanye west lookin ass outta here you know what im sayin!

by poopiebuthhole September 13, 2021

Cock & Ball Torture (CBT)

Cock & Ball Torture (CBT), is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities such as waxing, squeezing, genital spanking, ball busting, genital flogging, tickle torture, erotic electro stimulation, or even kicking.

Man, the definition of Cock & Ball Torture (CBT) @[e-mail] is really funny. You should look it up some time

by Mr.NateHiggers February 21, 2022

bacon wrapped frog cock

When miss piggy gives Kermit the frog pig head.

"It's going to be a bacon wrapped frog cock when im done with you boy."

by Autoniic August 7, 2022