one direction's life

to hang out with buddies and do different amusing things like going in cafes, cinemas, shopping malls, taking pictures without caring how much money you spent

- Shall we go out somewhere??
- Sorry, i haven't got my salary yet , i wish i could have one direction's life!

by EmmaPumpkin May 12, 2020

Bust one off

The act of cooking a batch of methamphetamine.

Dude you can't use a smart water bottle to bust one off.
Why not?
I don't think you need to be doing this if you have to ask...

by tragicbeautiful January 27, 2011

One Missed Call

A terrible horror movie that made penguinz0 traumatised as a child.

“Damn bro One Missed Call fucking sucked”

by CLONKCLINKAAAAAA December 16, 2021

complex one armpushup

Different to a normal one armed pushup, a complex one armed pushup is done like a pushup when you straighten out your legs but with one hand, a normal one armed pushup is done on your knees which makes a difference between these 2 exercises.

complex one armpushup is done on your knees

by Anrickdagoat March 20, 2023

Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

Czech One

To do something fast.

Man we gotta get going.
Hold on, I need to czech one a shit.

by Pornman820 November 16, 2020

sly one off

Having a cheeky wank without anyone knowing.

Be right back I'm off to sly one off before my wife gets back

by Just the tips November 4, 2018