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Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
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willy head

wow keeley taylor is a willy head
by poo poo willy February 15, 2020
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rude head mcdumbface

Those people who are just so inconsiderate, mean, and overall just a bunch of douche bags. Only use this on the biggest of assholes, also, Twitter is not allowed to use this term as Twitter itself is a rude head mcdumbface.
Jack: “Have you heard about what Blake is saying and doing to people?”
Anna: “Yeah he’s such a rude head mcdumbface.”
by You are pretty cool ngl :) December 14, 2020
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Koolaid head

Company suckass. One who does anything their boss or the company tells them to do. “Drinking the koolaid.” AKA piece of shit.
The boss ask Tom to work through lunch for free. Tom said “Yes, whatever it takes boss.” - Tom is a Koolaid head
by Iw1 May 17, 2018
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Head crease

by tmarsh666 September 29, 2018
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Polar Bear Head

"I think Freds a virgin. Last night he gave me Polar Bear Head."
by Childofthelight March 1, 2014
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Wool headed stink monkey

Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”
by CoonCob May 30, 2023
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