One piece is an anime that started around the middle ages and is predicted to end when heat waves destroy the earth.
Me: bro, have you heard this super awesome anime called one piece
Friend: yes, it seems interesting, though you know i have a tight schedule so how many episodes is it?
Me: uhhhhh
Friend: yes, it seems interesting, though you know i have a tight schedule so how many episodes is it?
Me: uhhhhh
by Anthonias June 3, 2023

by Itskeylimepie February 7, 2018

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024

by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

To go out with every intention of getting absolutely off your trolley to the point of incoherent words being bubble blown in the ears of strangers, hanging around the necks of those within your party like a human lasoo, very likely ingesting illegal substances, coming home with make up down your face (whether yours or not) and continueing in a blur of sex, music and laughter until the sun comes up.
"I take it you're up to this on Saturday, yeah? We're out on a big one Saturday night, proper out out"
by GDR11 September 18, 2017

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.
For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
