babies

annoying

"babies are really annoying, i hate when they cry"

by w34sl3y November 29, 2020

Bitty baby

Something so small that it'd be bitty even for a tiny baby. Too wee to make a difference, more of an insult than a sincere offer. Somewhat offensive to even have somebody offer you a bitty baby anything, waste of time even considering it! Thanks for nothing, literally, nothing.

That bitty baby bottle of Rhum is for who? Us? Me? Maybe it's enough for a teething infant but wtf you expect me to do with that??!

by Sunny 2clyde December 1, 2020

baby

ej’s word she is the rightful owner

boyf: i think other people say baby

girlf: no it’s my special word

by daddynat35272 December 1, 2020

Baby Yoda New

A very short measure of time.

I met you when you were baby yoda new.

by Llangab December 4, 2020

Arse Baby

A baby born to a man through his arse hence arse baby

He had to relegate himself on Fifa as the games were too competitive, what an arse baby

by anonymous December 4, 2020

baby

the worst thing to ever exist. It should be legal to drop kick them on sight

friend: I'm gonna have a baby!!!
Me: No *becomes sangwoo*

by godlightyagami December 5, 2020

Baby Yack

When a dude explodes all over his lovely lady, face, tits and all.

Me: Yo, how was your date last night
Jon: I baby yacked all over his face.
Me: Did you give her baby wipes?
Jon: Nah, I told that trick to take a shower
Me: You savage.

by Dirty JonR December 5, 2020