One-eyed King

The smart one among a group of idiots.

The one-eyed king is teaching them to boil water

by Kyle p Cavanaugh March 19, 2019

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023

One stand

The mating ritual between two unacquainted human beings of which takes course during the day.

“Hey b, you wanna come over for a one stand”

by RandGscopywrite April 10, 2020

real one

when your trustworthy friend calls you out for a supper, to talk about the real stuff, between real ones, real one.

wanna grab a real one?

by chunghwa October 24, 2023

on ya ones

A phrased used to ask/be asked if your alone.

"Alright bruv u on ya ones?"

by bekiiboo92 May 22, 2008

Twisting One Off

When a man masturbates.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 9, 2021

Yer one

Used to refer to someone you can't remember or don't know the name of, most commonly heard in Ireland.

It can refer to anyone, but it's mostly used to refer to women, as the female equivalent of 'yer man'.

Sometimes spelt/pronounced as 'yer wan'

Person 1: Sure dija see yer one at the pub the other day?

Person 2: Yer man's bird? I thought she was on her holliers
Person 1: Yeh sure she's only gone and fecked off wit yer fella, an' not a word to the poor lad, sure he's heartbroken but i didn't tell you that.
Person 2: sure jaezus, what a slag

by servvo1 December 21, 2021