National slap ass day

On the 25th September any boy/girl can slap each others ass.

Boy slaps girls ass.

Girl “wtf is wrong with you…. Fucking perv”
Boy “it’s the 25th September dumbass it’s national slap ass day”
Girl slaps boys ass and bites lip

by Anonymous19393838 September 25, 2022

National dress up as bf/gf day

August 5th is national dress up as your bf/gf day so dress up as your romantic partner

It's National dress up as bf/gf day so dress of as your bf or gf

by Yourmomsjuicypussy September 25, 2022

National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day

When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

oct 18th(national send boobie pics day)

It's the day where you send boobie pics to someone you like

Yo did you hear it's Oct 18th(national send boobie pics day)get ready to see sum boobies.

by Not mathius September 26, 2022

National boobs day

It’s national show me your boobs day!!! Show me them please

You show me your boobs now?? Please?? It’s national boobs day

by Mystmyss September 26, 2022

National slap ass day

September 27th will be the day you will be able to slap any girls or guys ass and not get in legal trouble.

“ I really want to slap Amy’s ass, but I don’t want to get into trouble.” “Don’t worry! Today is national slap ass day!”

by Tn1yah September 26, 2022

National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day

A day, where you must have at least 1 mental breakdown.
September 26th

Bob: What day is it?
Jack: It’s September 26th, that means it’s National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool… I’ll be in my room for a while, don’t come in for about an hour…

by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022