man poon

Another word for the male reproductive organ, most commonly used when referring to homosexual relations(sex).

Stephen Neirinick likes the man poon.

by kidda October 30, 2003

It represents the duality of man

A bullshit way to pass of your drawing of a circle as art.

Person 1: I don't understand your drawing
Person 2: it represents the duality of man
Person 1: oh, then it's brilliant.

by Mrgus0000 February 19, 2011

stand up man

Always ready to be there, and possibly defend, another person, always being reliable and trustworthy. Basically, being someone you can depend on. This earns a man a reputation as being a "stand up" kinda man or "stand up" kinda guy

"Thanks for being there for me, when no one else would--you're a real stand up man."

by one who need's one August 5, 2008

the man behind the slaughter

it's been so long since i have seen my son lost to this mother the man behing the slaughter

it's been so long
since i have seen my son
lost to this mother
the man behind the slaughter

by X-Æ-A-13 April 13, 2020

Million Man March

Slang term for ejaculation. The name comes from the fact that you basically have a million little men in your testicles, and they are marching out.

"Here comes the Million Man March!"

by Neb Good August 14, 2008

epic beard man

A man wearing a fanny pack with an epic beard who defended himself by punching his attacker repeatedly on a city transit bus in the United States.

Did you see that epic beard man on YouTube?

by tribeachpunk February 17, 2010

Old Man Disease

An abnormal, chronic condition that utterly destroys the spirit of those unfortunate enough to be affected. Victims usually enter an initial phase of existential shock coupled with long bouts of heavy, heavy introspection. Symptoms usually include a decreased will to participate in all social activities, as well as a general lethargic and depressing outlook. This disease is highly infectious and may be transferred merely by word of mouth in fortuitous circumstances. This disease carries no race bias.

Treatment: Direct intervention by loved ones, making significant amounts of money, getting laid.

H: Sup Jones?
J: Oh, hey Haboob.
H: How's it goin?
J: Oh, dude.. I'm super stressed about all this reading I got to get done this week. Plus my arms are super sore from cleaning all those big ass boats all day. I don't even know what I'm doing with my life anymore(patient undergoes period of existential shock).
H: I was not expecting that kind of real shit. So... I guess that means you're not coming out tonight?
J: Nah man, I gotta get my shit together. I'll have like a beer or two... maybe. Hey, maybe you should start thinking about taking school seriously too.
H: ....

1 week later...

L: Sup Haboob?
H: Oh, hey Laz.... How's it goin?
L: Oh life's great man, I got this new job and I'm making good money. Hours are shit but its good. How's yours?
H: Aw, man. I've been studying all week and feel like shit. I feel like I'm getting too old for all this partying (patient undergoes period of existential shock). I gotta make money man, 20 is the new 55. I've been trading bitcoins all week.
L: Oh, shit. Does that mean you're not coming out tonight?
H: I'll come around, maybe have one beer.
L:....

2 weeks later....

P: Yo, Laz! Let's get hanned tonight~
L: Can't man. I'm allergic to beer.
P: Man, this dumbass nigga got the Old Man Disease.

by koolgraps December 4, 2013