Jizz pimping

When a man sells his sperm for profit.

Man1: Hey, what are you going to do today man?

Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.

Man1: You mean for free?

Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.

Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!

by Jachze February 23, 2010

pimp face

a person whose face has been pimped out usually has a mouth full of grills lots of jewelry on the face. it may also describe a man who has the face of a present or future pimp.

ha look at that man over there he has a pimp face

by hellhound9210 July 15, 2009

Gay Pimps

When you realize your shipping company gets paid to deliver a load.

Hey Bill, Nick from Gay Pimps Logistics. We got the payment from Greg, so his load will be in your hands by Tuesday.

by Scotty Nice April 22, 2021

Pimp In Peace

"Rest In Peace" for pimps.

Steve the pimp got killed. Pimp In Peace, Steve.

by Lance the Dance August 3, 2013

Pimp Sleeper

Someone who is sleepimping and dreaming about being a pimp more than being one. Also know as a sleeper pimp.

My roommate Lucky is a pimp sleeper and spends all his nights sleepimping and dreaming about being a pimp. To bad when he wakes up he has to take his broke ass to work.

by Da Gurugooglepimp ♌️🦁👑 July 8, 2019

skittle pimp

Someone who prostitutes gay guys and lesbians.

That damn skittle pimp uped his prices

by jessmilo March 20, 2009

pimp scrum

When 2 or more pimps battle over who gets to manage one of their 'employees.' These interactions are often in public (on the corner), heated, with the pimps in close proximity to each other, and might even result in an altercation, a la a rugby 'scrum.'

Did you see the pimp scrum last night?! There must have been at least 3 pimps battling out on the corner about who gets to manage Trixie. I bet her price just shot up!

OR

The way they were fighting over the popcorn in the kitchen, it was like a pimp scrum.

by bambalou December 23, 2010