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gumdrops and unicorns

Elusive fantasies. Things that one wants but can't quite attain. Often things of a darker nature (sex, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). An unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.
For example, in reference to the probability of Geek # 1's fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of Bud Light right now; "It's all just gumdrops and unicorns, man."
by Desertgrrrl April 12, 2014
mugGet the gumdrops and unicornsmug.

fishing for unicorns

To leave the door open while looking out of it
Y'all should stop fishing for unicorns.
by Flying away September 29, 2017
mugGet the fishing for unicornsmug.

Unicorn Pancakes

A secret code word to use when you’re sending nudes to someone as a warning to make sure they don’t open it around the wrong eyes.
*snap notification*

Chat: Unicorn Pancakes
Chat 2: Oh thank god I didn’t open that I was around my parents
by BfOfAshes March 24, 2021
mugGet the Unicorn Pancakesmug.

Unicorn Party

A polyamorous party where couples and potential unicorns mingle in order to find mates.
"Hey did you go to that unicorn party, I went and met a hot couple who I'm going to see again later this week"
by Troubled1 September 10, 2021
mugGet the Unicorn Partymug.

Fat Unicorn

If you think it is a fat unicorn, it's a Rhinoceros
4 year old girl: It's a fat Unicorn!

Father: No it's a Rhinoceros.
by You stupid... May 6, 2021
mugGet the Fat Unicornmug.

Unicorn Slap

When someone hits another person in there penis while there penis is Erect
Guy 1:I heard u got unicorn slapped dude guy 2: Yeah dude it fucking hurt
mugGet the Unicorn Slapmug.

Chicago Unicorn

The art of having a threesome with one woman and two men. The woman is in doggy position while a man takes her from behind and the other man is pressing his dick against her forehead while she simultaneously licks his balls. The end result should be mass amounts of semen in her hair and on her back.
Guy 1: Dude, last night was great. Me and my girl finally did the Chicago Unicorn

Guy 2: No way! How did it feel?

Guy 1: It was magical.
by tombrady2k15 April 8, 2016
mugGet the Chicago Unicornmug.

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