by TheEternalUnknown38 September 28, 2023

I want to be like Diego!
by Luzbelito November 23, 2021

diego is a straight up bitch and has been in love with not one but 2 girls that obviously played the fuck out of him what a loser 🤣
by bdidndhshsudb November 20, 2023

Diego has the gucci
by Thedudethathasacocs April 28, 2022

Diego is a slang commonly used by homosexuals. It usually means "Please impale me with your big, juicy, ginourmous, juice extruding cock."
by maraararar April 30, 2023

Probably the kindest guy you will ever meet, don’t lose him. He will be there for you no matter what happens, but he won’t let you fool him. Your parents will also fall in love with him cause that guy is gold !! But he will NEVER pay for the meal ( maybe on your bday he will but only if you are lucky), even tho that has no importance because he will give you all his love and heart <3
by bbsita November 21, 2021

usually referred to as a dark or black male with a big cock estimated to have the same mass as a star, Diego Guzman isn't just that spec of shit Diego Guzman he is thee Diego guzman. This man is deplited in the Bible as a king or that of high power. Thee Diego Guzman is a man who will not hesitate to make even the strongest of people his bitch. If you ever meet this man praise him. If you ever fuck with this man pray that he never finds you.
Young white male: " forgive me father for I have committed a sin"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"
Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"
Priest: "not even god can help you now"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"
Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"
Priest: "not even god can help you now"
by truth999 March 15, 2017
