gamon spank

We're you are in the bed room and your partner sneak attacks you with a joint of gammon and beats you

Gammon spank

You are in for a gamon spanking
I am going to gamon spank you

by Stompfish September 26, 2017

booby spank

When a women with big boobs run and her boobs spank together.

That runner girls boobs kept booby spanking together

by Tittyspanker47 June 05, 2016

dragon spank

The mastubatory act of pouring a flaming sambuca on one’s penis at the moment of ejaculation.

Crikey Dave that was a fiery one. Yes John, I like to call it a Dragon Spank.

by The Enablers June 16, 2024

spank putty

A lotion or mixture used for masturbation.

Hey Joey can you hand me that spank putty...my weiner is as red as a baboon ass

by Johnny wacker March 14, 2014

Sad Spank

Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.

Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"

Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."

Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."

by The Red Shit September 08, 2017

Spanking day

When it is one's birthday

It's Jack's 20th spanking day today!

by Jack Spank9049 November 28, 2022

spank

firmly hitting someone or something in the bum as a form of punishment

my dad spanks/beats me and he left and never came back

by I_Love_Boys_1249761724875 May 12, 2022