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Simp

If you’re only being nice cuz you wanna lay the pipe you’re a simp.
Dylan won’t hop on minecraft with the boys bc he’s w his girl being a SIMP.
by DylanIsASimp April 8, 2020
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Simp

A man that indeed chooses a girl over THE BOYS. Worst cases of simping are paying for girls, spending all their time with their girl instead of THE BOYS, and always talking to their girl and not THE BOYS. Stop your friend from being a simp by noticing the signs, your boy will start to be more distant until he is a full fledged simp. If you need call the simp hotline at 954-668-8729
“Damn my dog river a simp now, he always hangin with bella.”
by mikeurquiaga January 8, 2020
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Simp

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women.

This is the real reason but since tik tok got a hold of the word all these 13 year olds are using the word unironically and are annoying as fuck.
Ashley: “i hope you die richard your so ugly and stupid, now go buy me a new purse”
Richard: “yes my dear, i will do whatever you’d like”
Bobby: (Richards friend) “damn Richard you’re a simp lmao”
by my favorite cheese is jack September 4, 2020
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Simp

Teenage boys way of making fun of a guy who actually treats his girl well
Boy 1: “I just got my gf chocolate and movie for a her birthday, I hope she likes them.”

Boy 2: “Haha SIMP”
by Chid3ra April 30, 2020
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Simp

En person som gjør alt/ sier seg enig i alt for å komme på god siden av den personen.

Som regel en gutt som prøver å komme på en jente sin side i håpet om å få noe tilbake i gjengjeld
Se på han Erlend da!
Han har prøvd å komme seg inni buksa til hu der Emilie i snart 2,5 år, for en jævla simp assa, lol
by SmexiOlam March 9, 2020
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Simp

A boy who spends tooooooo much time with a girl
Jamie was playing Fortnite with his gf, what a simp
by My old handkerchiefs September 10, 2020
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Simp

Andrei Empedrad
Guy 1: Andrei always putting on a show for the hoes man
Guy 2: Fr he’s such a Simp
by c-huss September 24, 2020
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