by TheDictionary6821 November 28, 2021

The act of squirting chocolate milk into your mouth, then taking a swig of milk directly from the udder of a milk cow, and shaking it back and forth to make chocolate milk in your cheeks.
"I've naught time for thine cup nor thine spoon, but Glladys, mine milking cow serves me well for making the Old Amish as dessert, once."
by Erogenous Bosch August 5, 2022

by BeezaCM July 1, 2023

When there is a male sitting in a theater watching a play and you prejack and blow your load on the back of his head. Then you hop off the stage and release your DNA on the floor to make any man slip while chasing you.
by Roman Atwood May 30, 2018

A collection of porn magazines and videos one has had for a long time. Had so long and looked and watched so many times that it becomes the same old porn and doesn't get one off anymore.
Father: Son, I have a box of old porn to give to you.
Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.
Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.
by cpetkunas February 20, 2023

Someone you once had a relationship or 'relations' with.
F1: "Oh did you know Johnny is back in town?"
F2: "yeah I did"
F1: "soooo what's your plan"
F2: "oh nothing really, he is just an old fling, I have no real interest"
F2: "yeah I did"
F1: "soooo what's your plan"
F2: "oh nothing really, he is just an old fling, I have no real interest"
by Andrew Little February 14, 2022

by Brenda_x3333 April 27, 2017
