sitting on a plank

When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs

Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn

by arcanev4 February 21, 2025

Sitting White Bear

To deliberately have sexual relations with your Aunt

That dude did a 'Sitting White Bear', what a sick F**k

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

Sitting in Business

The opposite of standing on business. To shit where you eat, so to speak. Instead of taking care of your business, you sit in your own feces like an infant child.

Mortgage payment was due and my son was hungry so I had no choice but to stand on business, but instead, I’ve been sitting in business all week, and the bank is foreclosing on our property in the morning.

by Shaboinked December 11, 2023

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018

Pizza Sitting

Where you take one slice out of a pizza pie and then sit on the remaining pie (with the missing slice lined up between your legs) and then cum in the empty slice spot. You can also eat said slice while cumming or cum onto the slice to feed to someone or have sex on the pie so long as someone is sitting on the pizza pie as described above.

Man what’s going on with that pizza pie?! Oh yeah, my roommate Dan has a serious pizza sitting fetish. Third one this week. SMH

by SparksJoy January 1, 2022

Face Sitting Male

Its when a man sit upon a womans face

Face Sitting Male, I sat on my wife face last night and made sure her nose and mouth close to but hole

by facesitting male September 11, 2019

sit on myspace

just it all over myspace!

Simon:what did you do whilst social networking today eric?

Eric: well pal, i sat on your, and a few other people's space :)

Simon: did you sit on myspace perchance?

by bbb brother September 6, 2010