Just a Diet Coke

What you hear every Sunday when working at the McDonald's Drive-thu in Utah. Such a request comes from any Mormon who needs their holy juice after a good 'ol Zion sabbath day. Not to be confused with other caffinated beverages, Diet Coke is a great way to be pure in the sight of God while enjoying the fullness of times. Make sure not to give them a receipt or a friendly hello when they practically throw the money at you and speed to the second window.

Can't have any Coffee? No problem: Just a Diet Coke;
Less caffeine, more blessings.

by Schnazzle G April 26, 2017

cherry vanilla coke

ah yes, cherry vanilla coke. the drink of the gods.

J: Yo bro i’m drinking cherry vanilla coke rn

B: *bows down to J*

by iDefineUnderratedStufflol July 13, 2020

diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock) ”
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021

coke-can crap

The largest and thiccest shit you have ever seen. This turd has the girth of 6 regular stools and blockage power of 16. Usually found sulking in public toilet facilities at the worst possible times. Not even plungers can defeat this terrifying foe.

Bro I can't use that toilet, there's a coke-can crap in there

by TherapeuticToxicity September 2, 2022

Blue Diet Coke

Blue Diet Coke is a drink the Persassy loves to drink. It’s essentially just Diet Coke dyed blue.

Do you want some Blue Diet Coke?

by percyspandapillopet November 30, 2020

Diet Coke Button

A red button that Donald Trump pressed to get Diet Coke.

Person: "Hey did you know Donald Trump had a Diet Coke button?"

by random generic name January 22, 2021

Reverse Coke Nail

When a person has a noticeably shorter fingernail on one or both hands, particularly the pinkie nail, usually from nail-biting.

Jeff: “Did you see the reverse coke nail on that guy?”

Bob: “Yeah, must be a serial nail-biter.”

by Z. E. Sty July 13, 2021