spank my granny

Going to the toilet when you're really desperate

Omg , I'm so desperate! Is there anywhere I could spank my granny in here?

by IBanana03 June 3, 2018

barber spank

Spanking the monkey underneath the barber's cape.

Gina's titty rub against my shoulder while getting my fade. Had to unzip and low-key barber spank.

by ChillyFishH20 August 19, 2017

Spanking

Spanking,an act of slapping/hitting another one's buttocks with a bare hand or instrument. They are usually given to children for punishments,spankings usually last for a few minutes. You can use the act of hitting one's buttocks as punishing or sexual pleasure.

“ Did you hear? Kevin got a spanking by his girlfriend! ”

by RockyKoook September 16, 2023

Spank Sauce

Sauce that is released from the penis while in the anus.

"Eernie", "yes Bert " " I'm gonna put some Spank Sauce in your ass"

by CockedBlock69 May 10, 2018

Spank The Monkey

To stroke a black mandingo

Bianca: "Can I spank the monkey" *winks*
Ope: "wtf that's too much!"
Gurpreet: "But I can" *wink* *wink*

Ope: "... Come let's get a room "

by Bianca2019 April 5, 2019

spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.

Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.

by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020

spanking

a real spanking only truly begins, long after the recipient wants it to end.

you wish the spanking should end now? It's just beginning!

by HughW March 21, 2017