Bert Kreischer sit-ups

A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.

those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!

by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023

Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)

Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.

by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024

Sit on a Dick

v. A sexual position involving a male sitting criss-cross apple sauce, and someone sits on his erected penis.
np. The penis-related equivalent to "go to hell."

1: "Baby, wanna sit on a dick?" he said. He sits criss-crossed, and she says, "Yes please...💋❤️"

by Churros_XD acc2 July 7, 2024

sit

Shortened from “situation”.
Shortened for seemingly no reason other than comedic effect.

“Bro, what you doing in this sit?”
“I don’t know, bro.”

by Motastic July 25, 2024

Sit

Your heart…
Those eyes…
Send me in overdrive…
Throw in the smile…
And my mind in gone for awhile ❤️❤️

Until this I can see…
I will sit and dream ❤️❤️❤️❤️

by a dream and 💔 July 27, 2024

Sitting

Girl with a clapper

Damn that ass sitting

by Lamasata February 3, 2023

Girl that sits next to me in Physics

she is a nerd
she thinks shes not a nerd but she literally plays sudoku
in an L math class
dumb nerd

person "Hey, are you new here?"
girl "Yes, but I already brought my new sudoku book to school. Want to play?"
person "Ew, nerd, no ones gonna be your friend because youre a dumb nerd"
girl "Okay.."
other person "Broooo thats the Girl that sits next to me in Physics shes such a nerd"
person "fr"

by ILOVEAMERICA4EVER February 10, 2023