Schrödinger's Shat

When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.

Oh no, I think I've got Schrödinger's Shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

Schrödinger's Shat

When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.

Oh no, I've got schrödinger's shat in my pants.

by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

Doing a Schlatt

to correctly predict a monarchs death

Ted: did you hear what James is doing?
Charlie: no
Ted: he is doing a schlatt, he just predicted king charles III will die on the third of june
Charlie: going 3 for 3 I see

by KingOfJaz September 24, 2022

Big ole shat

When somebody takes a really big shit

Kyle: ok you can use the bathroom now

David: god damn Kyle you took a big ole shat

by Bbcblackniggacockbnbblacknigga November 12, 2022

what the shat

Is another way of saying "what the fuck", or "what the shit".

What the shat she was talking about me?

by NotPrats February 27, 2025

Shit Your Shat

Verb; to shoot your shot without having a chance.

Go Shit Your Shat & Show the World!

by Schnazzle G July 8, 2025

big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian

It's in the name.

me: yo bro u just became a big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian
jake: wtf
bob: bob

by Some random dude :D October 1, 2025