ship

An appropriate substitute for the swear word shit.
When you say it, just before the "t" comes out, replace it with a "p".

Similar: crap, shoot, dung, dang it, damn it, shit

Guy 1: Holy ship! My pencil fell on the ground again!
Guy 2: Hey, you just swore!
Guy 1: No, I didn't. I said "ship", not shit!
Guy 2: But you just said the s-word!
Guy 1: Ship.

by SupaDumb April 20, 2024

Attention ship

An Attention shipper is a person in a fandom who doesn't personally ship two characters, but makes fanart or stories about them for recognition or because the ship is popular within the Fandom. Attention shipping might be used in commissions or in general art they make. Attention shipping could also be used in pieces that ship two characters in a satire way. However, Attention shipping does not apply for proships or conships, as those are their own thing. The emoji combo for attention shippers is currently 👀❤️

Person 1: Hey I saw your drawing today, it was pretty good, but, do you ship it?
Person 2: No, it's an Attention ship, it means that I don't ship it myself, but I still give myself the freedom to make media of it.

by SupImDumb11 March 25, 2024

shipping-shock

The opposite of "sticker-shock" --- it's what you feel when you are all ready to happily send in an online order to a company that offers its merchandise insanely cheaply, only to then nearly have your eyebrows fly off when you see the astronomically-outrageous postage and handling fee that they wanna charge you to ship said order... THAT'S how they are making their profits!

U.S. Plastics may indeed have fantastically low prices on many of its products, but it's the shipping-shock that'll kill ya.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

by gerryseeds August 7, 2018

ship-like

Someone who can be shipped with anyone; mostly used with celebrities.

I sometimes imagine myself dating and being with Danny DeVito 'coz he's ship-like.

by someone from the internet October 23, 2020

puss ship

A place to buy alchohol but only when you phone doesn't register piss shop

Wan't me to grab u some vodka from the Puss ship

by Bishnuu May 19, 2017

Dip the Ship

Verb: To leave when thing get nasty or rough

Person 1 : Wanna jump off this cliff for the memes?
Person 2:I would but Rak would dip the ship.

by Samthunderult September 20, 2019