Beat Down from the Seat Down

Innuendo. This refers to sexual contact... Typically masturbating.

"He got beat down from the Seat down"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

Seat Caps

n. A saying you call out to prevent others from sitting in your spot; often shows your friends' respect for you.
Null and void if your friends really don't give a shit about you.

When you're at the superbowl and you want to save the best seat in the living room, you'll want to call Seat Caps so when you get back from the bathroom you can get back to that sweet ass couch.

by Markee Mark May 25, 2007

Double Seating

When one person sits on the toilet (usually a man) and takes a shit, while at the same time a man or woman sits on their lap and shits through their legs.

“There’s only one toilet, we’ll have to start double seating”

by Gram gram June 3, 2019

Seat Snake

A seat snake is someone who snatches someone's seat when the original seat owner leaves to ex.) use the bathroom, get a drink, etc.

Person 1: Oh my god what a fun party. Its so fun, but I'm going to get another drink.
Person 2: Oh wow seat snake! *Snatches the person's seat.*
Person 1: Wow you are such a seat snake it's not even funny.

by AVeryStrongGaydar March 3, 2024

Seated

when you’re so mad that you just wanna cry

Bro i’m seated right now. Shit got me tight!

by Ririonthebeat December 5, 2023

Car Seat Headrest

Weezer by and for homosexual furries

Person 1: What is Car Seat Headrest?
Person 2: Have you listened to Weezer?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Well it's basically that band but for homosexual furries
Person 1: Oh wow

by two_trucks9009 February 20, 2024

Freezer Seat

A situation in which an individual sits on the toilet seat, and lets out an audible, "uhhh" due to the below freezing temperature of the toilet seat.

Rick: "Ill be back man, i gotta take a shit."
Tom: "Careful, i just went in the left stall and it was a wicked freezer seat."
Rick: "Duly Noted."

by Skeeter Beater April 29, 2010