these kids are such bros it hurts to look at them because of how hot they are. they are so good at football that there is now a rule that they can only play 10 plays a game.....this is an automatic 20 touchdowns.
Kendall Gelante: ohhh snapp those guys r soo hot!!! i dont get how they can have such big dicks like tht!!???
random girl: ya ikr sams abbs r sooo hot!
kendall galante: yepp he gave me permition 2 feel them and b fwb ;)
devin and sam are the man
random girl: ya ikr sams abbs r sooo hot!
kendall galante: yepp he gave me permition 2 feel them and b fwb ;)
devin and sam are the man
by mute spittah spits hard December 25, 2012
Get the devin and sammug. Bodyshamed ppl as hes going to get a chocolate bar? 0/10.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).
He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).
He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.
by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022
Get the Sam ballmug. by BigBaller47 October 19, 2022
Get the Sam Purduemug. Chode - A penis/person wider than it is long. Chodes are usually by the name, Sam Roberts and Samuel L. Jackson. They are Chodes because they eat a lot and refrain from doing physical activity. Also known as Tank Sam.
Sam means the name of one person who is - Super At Masterbation and is a Sexually Attractive Male.
Sam means the name of one person who is - Super At Masterbation and is a Sexually Attractive Male.
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.
That guy is such a Chode Sam.
That guy is such a Chode Sam.
by Jhbrag August 22, 2011
Get the Chode Sammug. A Jewish kid with many lawyers and pennies. As he follows the penny gods they return the favor and lead him through court. As he tells Holocaust jokes himself because he is Jewish and is allowed to make fun of his people, the penny gods have given him this gift.... and of course the gift of being a great lawyer.
"There goes Sam Fineburger again, picking up a penny and laughing at his own Holocaust jokes in the middle of an important court session."
by Wingman78000Coolnamehere May 16, 2016
Get the sam fineburgermug. Doing a Sam brown means touching multiple underage girls, denying it and gaining support from your school's support team
Friend 1: "Bro, what if I touched that girls thigh ;)"
Tommy: "Ayo, don't do a Sam brown, don't catch a case man."
Tommy: "Ayo, don't do a Sam brown, don't catch a case man."
by AmongusSussyBaka690 February 5, 2022
Get the Sam brownmug. by app state May 30, 2011
Get the Sam Sosamug.