As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.
Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".
by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020

Linda: Did you know both of her sons were father by different men who were NOT her husband?
Megan: Wow, she really is a Round Town Tooter.
Megan: Wow, she really is a Round Town Tooter.
by rntrovert January 10, 2018

The Table around which The Sociopathic CEO's, SVP's, VP's
with their JD's, CPA's, MBA's, and 4.0GPA's sit for their morning meeting to discuss how to Screw their Customers/Clients out of their money without having to do anything to earn it.
with their JD's, CPA's, MBA's, and 4.0GPA's sit for their morning meeting to discuss how to Screw their Customers/Clients out of their money without having to do anything to earn it.
The Big Round Table where high level meetings are held at any large firm especially but not exclusively The Legal, Financial/Banking Companys.
Brewery Co. Meeting: VP says "Hey Guys if We add a gallon of water to every barrel of beer We could increase production 3% Nobody would be the wiser."
Bank CEO: I have an idea "If We tell customers what a great idea it would be to help them save by moving a dollar from savings to checking everytime they use the ATM they will think We are doing them a favor. Reality is it will make the checking account almost impossible to ballance so we can get those overdraft fees up."
Brewery Co. Meeting: VP says "Hey Guys if We add a gallon of water to every barrel of beer We could increase production 3% Nobody would be the wiser."
Bank CEO: I have an idea "If We tell customers what a great idea it would be to help them save by moving a dollar from savings to checking everytime they use the ATM they will think We are doing them a favor. Reality is it will make the checking account almost impossible to ballance so we can get those overdraft fees up."
by Jotojoe March 19, 2013

"Im so glad im not friends with lucy anymore."
"Why?"
"Cause she's a pussy-go-round. She's got no self-respect."
"Why?"
"Cause she's a pussy-go-round. She's got no self-respect."
by Joynerfan February 1, 2022

by Breadmen July 14, 2017

Is a set of Zentarskys - plural of Zentarsky, more than one - purchased by an individual in a group for the entire group.
Waiter asks the table - “Any drinks or appetizers for the table?”
Customer - “ Let’s start with a round of Zentarskys for the table”
Customer - “ Let’s start with a round of Zentarskys for the table”
by Larson December 25, 2022

A hands free masturbation technique that involves slapping the penis on a man’s belly, followed by letting gravity slam his balls on his taint, allowing for the penis to bounce back up and repeat the process.
by walkmf July 19, 2025
