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The Ouroboros Position

A form of masturbation where you use your own penis to preform sex on yourself. There are 2 different versions of the Ouroboros position. There is Horizontal Ouroboros and there is Vertical Ouroboros.

Horizontal Ouroboros can be done if your penis (easier if its flaccid) is long enough to wrap around your body and enter your own anus. This can also be called self anal.

Vertical Ouroboros can be done if you are flexible enough to bend to your pelvic region and preform oral sex on your own penis. This can also be called self oral.

This was a term created by the Youtuber and Twitch streamer named Coffantasy. The reason why he has thought of this is unknown even to him.
hey bro I just did both of The Ouroboros Positions on myself last night. It was awesome. At first I did it vertically but I wanted to try something new and do it horizontally. Best night of my life.
by Coffantasy September 18, 2025
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Speedbump position

A type of sex position designed to target the g-spot, which is like a simple version of doggy-style where the person would lay on their stomach with a pillow or bolster underneath their hips, which acts like a 'speed bump' and the person who are penetrating them would enter from behind while kneeling and use the person's hips or the surface underneath for support.
The person on top can kneel either in-between the person on the bottom's legs, which will push them further apart allowing deeper penetration (deep enough to hit the g-spot), or straddle them for a less intense angle.
person 1: "I had sex with my S/O last night and we did the speedbump position, it felt amazing."
person 2: "lucky, wish i could try that position with my S/O"
by Shx4d0w July 19, 2022
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Positive Accountability

Positive accountability removes the negative annotation of the word accountability in the sense that it it motivates based on reward and not consequences.
The concept of Positive Accountability equates to gaslighting employees into self motivating and over-achieving-because their successes are also my successes.-Eugene "Rocky" Madsen
by anonymous July 27, 2024
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Gangster Position

Something that Andre Nickatina stand in his song "Converstaions with the Devil"
"Standing in the Gangster Position. Chit, my name is Nikky, but you can call me Dre."
by Sparky283 April 21, 2010
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Post Meeting Positivity

A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.
Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.

Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.
by phantom pooper 2011 April 24, 2011
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camo position

The sex position in which one and their partner's bodies are blended in to the background in which they're making love in or on due to the use of body paint.
Luckily we were in camo position, or my mom would've noticed us in her room.
by Jester Games December 18, 2016
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PLATE-LUNCH POSITIVE

When you’re so sure of something, you’re willing to settle it by betting a Plate-Lunch.
Joe-Shmo: Bruh, You sure you know where you going?
Braddah-man: Cuz, I’m plate-lunch positive. This is my stomping grounds!
by WunEyeFricka January 22, 2024
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