Feeding the hairless pony

Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.

Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats

by Disko Letch January 24, 2013

Magical Stony Pony

An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.

High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!

by Tiny_She_Titan February 2, 2013

My Little Pony

The most overrated fandom/ franchise anyone could ever imagine.

Pony tard: Omg look at that lil poniez cutiee mark isz sooo kawaii desu! ^_^ I luv My Little Pony!!111!1

Some normal guy: Gtfo. Please.

by IamWeegeeGiveMeYourSoul November 27, 2011

nastygirl pony tail

high ponytail, all hair in pulled tight until your chinky eyed, cocked just a little to the side

i think beyonce wore one once...the nastygirl pony tail

by miss aisha November 29, 2009

Indian Pony Tail

When an Indian ( or wanna be indian ) Slaps you with his pony tail.

"I just got slapped from a seagul's indian pony tail"

by terrex January 28, 2008

My Little Pony

a recent forced meme. the large community of MLP (mostly furry/weeaboo samefags) was funny when it started. the idea was to piss off trolls who took the interwebz too seriously. now it's just spam making it's way to random, irrelevant websites.

My little pony: friendship is MAGIC

by lalincorporated July 18, 2011

My Little Pony

A super flaming TV show that has a cult following by fags and queers. Originally created in 1983, it has recently become popular among degenerated teengaers a.k.a bronies a.k.a cocksuckers. Bronies claim it is a good TV show, but no matter how good it is, you are watching a fucking show called "My Little Pony".

My Little Pony has such dynamic and interesting characters like Baby Cuddles, Sugarcup, Minty, Princess Primrose, and Twinkle Twirl.

by JusticeForBreakfest December 17, 2011