Fire Police

Generally a fire department elder who has retired from active firefighting and now performs traffic direction duties with now law enforcement training despite using the term police in the name. Commonly also a position for the department touchdown, and the middle aged members who talk about the hell years and fighting the big one despite never having fought fire.

Dude put that joint down there’s police ahead. Nah bro we’re good it’s fire police it’s like the Paul Blart of fireman.

by Johnny Taco October 17, 2020

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Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.

"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?

by Dr.Crow February 27, 2023

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Gacha heat police

These little shits attempt in “arresting” heats yet all they do is give it more attention and make heat worse. To put it short, these fuckers should be in jail instead of the heats. Not that I support heats though.

Gacha heat: today I’m gonna make heat lol~
Gacha heat police: *gives inspiration in a video about heat and describes it in every fucking way possible, luring kids like William mother fukin afton*

by Pxxnut..butter December 7, 2023

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Amazing Rope Police

Another Off Brand GTA Game That Is Kind Of Addicting Because Of The Missions, Guns And Stupidity You Can Do In There.
They Have One Train Line And A Map.
Also Game Found In The App Store And Google Play Store. Created By HGames-ArtWorks s.r.o.

“Wut The Fuck You Playing?”

“Oh I Am Playing Amazing Rope Police.”

“Shut The Fuck Up We Know You Fake That Is Not GTA It Is Off Branded GTA.

“WOW FUCK YOU, YOU MAD THAT I PLAY THIS GAME, I DON’T HAVE GRAND THEFT AUTO SAN ANDREAS AND GRAND THEFT AUTO 5 YOU HAVE I DON’T I AM BROKE ALRIGHT I CAN PLAY THIS BECAUSE IT IS FREE ON MY PHONE.!!!”

by 21jay February 1, 2025

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