Panic!

Usually something you’d do at the disco.

Girl 1: “Ew? Did you bring us to a ZOO? for our second date? I’m gunna Panic! I wouldn’t be caught dead in this place.”
Boy 1: “Well then leave, and close the goddamn door.”
Girl 1: “You must be mad as hatter, WERE OUTSIDE THERES NO DOOR!”
Boy 1: “Well Lyings The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off.”
Girl 1: “What.”

by panicmeethepress September 26, 2022

panic pussy

When you’re so desperate for some pussy, you panic and call everyone you wanna fuck, until you get laid.

“My friend wanted to have sex because he was desperate, he was calling me for some panic pussy”

by Strawberrrries February 7, 2023

Panic! At The Disco

Seriously?! Am I the only one who thinks this band sucks donkey balls? If y'all wanna listen to real punk, listen to Ramones, Sex Pistols, and Green Day. Not some wannabe faggy punk rockers who make pop music.

Panic! At The Disco is the worst band in existence. They're so bad that even a horse's rectum would commit suicide if it listened to them.

by UltimateDoge March 8, 2023

Panicheetos

Panicheetos is a person that has been through difficult times and accomplished many achievements, also known as Alpha Male. Panicheetos is always surrounded by hot females and loyal friends. Most people want to be like Panicheetos but they simply can't.

lOOK! This is Panicheetos! I wish i could be him...

by Pqn November 5, 2022

Penicillin

A type of mycosis that grows on penis and is usually used as a medicine to cure several disease

"Since I had a headache, can you give me some penicillin."

"Let me grow some penicillin for you."

"Today is the day, my doctor will grate my penicillin off."

by Aemot November 16, 2022

panini

used to throw at the year 7s

person 1: ill give you a fiver if you throw a panini at those year 7s
person 2: bet

by tipple nippler April 1, 2023

Panini'd

Adjective; Screwed over, with am exceptionally high lack of indifference. Especially by a company but can also be applied to anyone or thing that doesn't give a shit about you. See Panini America sticker and card company for origin of fuvk you customer service.

"Man I got so Panini'd when I bought this car, it didn't make it home."

"My 10 piece nuggets only had 8, I was Panini'd"

by Firebelly68 April 27, 2023