French Oven

Like a dutch oven but you stay under the sheets french kissing your significant other and pressing your nose to your significant other's cheek so that you don't smell your fabrication.

Yesterday I gave my gf a french oven. She did not like it.

by Joelito69 January 25, 2021

Devil's Dutch Oven

Farting whilst in the shower with your significant other.

"Oh man, my wife is so mad at me. I gave her a devil's dutch oven in the shower last night and she threatened to divorce me."

by QwertyZeke September 17, 2021

Easy Bake Oven

Easy bake oven: When your toddler farts in their one piece pajamas and slowly unzip the top to release the gas. Similar to a Dutch Oven.

I was wrestling with Emmy and she Easy Bake Ovened me.

by TheJames333 July 12, 2018

wet oven

When an underage guy tries to bake a cake but messes it up and ends up pouring water on the oven.

"God, I falippin just experienced a wet oven with this guy from camp"

"That fareak got my falippin oven allllll wet!"

by on76lepy August 11, 2009

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

Double oven

A euphemism for lesbian sex

She havin' herself some Double Oven

by adsm80 November 25, 2018

Dutch oven

Something you'll never get. A pussy.

See that beta over there? He aint ever gonna get no dutch oven

by coolio456 July 23, 2022