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the light is wank

what you say When there is no light in your room
by YTBENNYGPLAYZ June 15, 2020
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Fog lights

Auxiliary lighting on most new vehicles that is to be used when the road is obscured by fog, snow or locust swarm. Also known as Loser Lights when turned on during the day or the weather is nice and sunny.
Losers are easy to spot these days, just go for a drive in clear weather and check how many fog lights are turned on. They are then known as loser lights and are the signature move of that group.
by Rykoshea September 1, 2020
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light fahm

by ooferino October 31, 2017
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fag lights

A term for fog lights being used when there is no fog.
Why are you driving with your fag lights on?
by Lesking72 April 20, 2018
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Dick light

Jesus' huge sweaty bell end. Sometimes jews and christians inherit this property and the end of their nob glows bright red when they spaff.
Mary: omg its glowing!
Joseph: don't worry it runs in the family.
Mary: I know but that's only when you spaff.
Joseph: it must be the light of the world.
Mary:It should be named a dick light!
Joseph: It shall be!
by Job pillow beast February 23, 2018
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light-globing

A particular style of fellatio where the testicles are twisted.
"Honey are you in the mood for some light-globing?"
by SARCHANGELUS February 14, 2017
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Light Post

When a guy is about to nut and you can see the cum at the tip.
Jim: "I as fucking your mom last night and she told me I had a nice light post."
Me: "Same."
by Jpm26 September 7, 2016
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