kentucky foot warmer

When you shit in your sock then put it on.

Johnny had cold feet so he made a kentucky foot warmer.

by OhSchist June 7, 2018

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Kentucky Sticky Floor

An act of masturbation where you use large amounts of super glue as lubricant and inadvertantly get yourself stuck to the floor (or wherever you're sitting).

Can involve a partner.

I think I just caught Matt Kentucky Sticky Flooring it in the bathroom.

by Tiny Osama September 20, 2018

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The act of tightly tying a cord of some fashion (nylon, twine, hemp, etc.) around the shaft of one's penis. The other end of the cord is tied around an object, preferably quite heavy.

The individual then spins in either direction as fast as he can manage, making the weight come up in the air as he does. This continues until the man finally attains climax, and splooges all over the surrounding area.

Often used as both a workout and a way to sabotage precious space.

Guy 1: "Dude did you hear about how well I pulled off that Kentucky Cum Copter the other day?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro... Your tic tac dick could only hold ten pounds, I was doing 45's the other day!"

"I'm going to Kentucky Cum Copter the crap out of your guys' room when you're not looking!"

"I'm a little bi-curious, so I like to Kentucky Cum Copter in the showers barefoot"

by BUmenace April 15, 2012

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kentucky tractor pull

When a couple is having anal sex and the bottom runs off with the top still inside of them

We were going strong until she did the Kentucky tractor pull.

by webbywebb April 27, 2014

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Kentucky Belt Buckle

When you take your testicles and pull them out over your belt. Just your testicles. Friends trick other friends by making them look at a kentucky Belt Buckle.

Hey, I got this new belt buckle. Check it out!" "Aw! Gross! You got me with with Ol' Kentucky Belt Buckle trick!"

by Fredrico Swanson November 5, 2010

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