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Jon

A term derived from a slang in ghana, refering to a person who is acting a fool. A person performing a silly act.
«Look at his Jon»
by ChairmanNoBiza January 28, 2022
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Jon Ball

The act of performing a T-bag sexual act but instead of plopping your sack on the victims face, you slap the victim with your sack at a high velocity so you hear it smack against the victims face thus performing a "Jon Ball".
Bro, did you "Jon Ball" her lastnight?
by Jdtodd July 6, 2017
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Jon

The kinda guy who always has a new crypto to invest. He wears all dark colors, a beanie, and pants that are too tight to show off his DUMP TRUCK of an A$$. You can often find him computer coding for the government, trying to reliving his college days in the club, or in the county jail.
I was railed by Jon last night!
by The cockJuggler December 9, 2021
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Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.
I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.
by RexxxManning June 27, 2017
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Jon Reyes

wow Jon Reyes Is one of the best scooter riders ever
by Oceanickid June 6, 2022
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Strain’n on the Jon

1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.

2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.

3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.

5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.
Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?
by Cody Bustaloady July 30, 2021
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Jon Parm

Jon, what can I say. He's got the biggest dick but it gets no use :( some would say that he has three legs, a tripod if you will. He lusts after girls that play him. He is the best video game player and is the best at Elden ring. He never gets distracted from his homework and never watches something else while he should be trying to do it. He always has those sexy red sports goggles that make all the bitches run, in what direction is up to you. Jon never shuts up about "sub 2" and he gets hard thinking about it. Speaking of getting hard did I mention that he has a big dick at least 4 maybe even 5 inches, huge!! His discord notifications are always going off and he has the cutest laugh and an even cuter butt.
"AHHH its Jon Parm, run before his massive cock crushes you"
by Nick t October 13, 2022
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