hard cafe

when you get hard while drinking coffee

ohhhh ya i have a giant hard cafe rn. im at starbucks with my gf

by flapper jacks me September 19, 2017

Playing-it-hard

When a guy gets a boner during an activity requiring physical contact. The person that they are aroused by can be male or female depending on the guys sexual preference.

Jeff: Hey Daniel! Do you want to play Rugby with me and Jessie?
Daniel: No thanks. I like Jessie and might end up Playing-it-Hard
Jeff: I understand!

by TheMinecraftPlaya June 10, 2013

hard to take in

Something you can't believe or you find hard to believe.

Me:*says unbelievable things*
Jane: Well, unlike your 3 incj penis, this is actually hard to take in.

Me: fuck you Jane.

by TheLibraryGuy July 6, 2019

struggles hard

A boy who always falls for the wrong girl, and therefore struggles, struggles hard! He always picks the girl who will never work out for him, even if they like him back. He's very stupid!

Kevin Federline by this defintion struggles hard

by boybythebay123 November 22, 2009

hard pumps

When a male powerfully thrusts his penis into a female's vagina at a slow, meticulous pace. This usually has an orgasmic result.

Oh Riley, I love your hard pumps!!! Give me more!!! OOOH-OOOOH-AHHH-AAHHH

by JD Knights March 23, 2017

bullshit hard

So difficult that it is bullshit.

When a video game has random components that make it difficult and that are unpredictable, that game is said to be bullshit hard.

by jakezeppelinfan December 12, 2013

Hard Profundis

When u gank a jewtiger and he flips u onto ur arse and proceeds to thrust a sword through ur torso for 33 damage with hyper armour and a direct counter to everything

Let's gank this vort, oh shit watch out he's hard profundis happy twat

by Sanja Beserk December 26, 2019