Phrase originating from Tumblr. Used sarcastically when someone points out behavior that is incredibly typical of the subject of conversation.
"Did you hear that the child-eating vampire down the street just drank little Timmy's blood?" "Fork found in kitchen"
by crowscalamity October 19, 2025
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Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Use it when the conversation drifts toward politics, religion, sex, or any other topic that makes you wish you were home talking to your cat. The beauty of it? Nobody can argue with a purple rock.
Author’s Note:
Inspired by years of dodging family dinner debates and surviving small talk with strangers. Because sometimes, the only way out of a bad conversation is geological.
Example:
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “So, how do you really feel about the election results?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
A: “…Cool! Where?”
Example:
A: “So how’s your love life going?”
B: “I found a purple rock!”
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Get the Funny frendo mug.And so did you! And all it took was for dozens of children to die as a result out targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and everyone on YouTube either agreeing or being coerced into keeping it a secret for you.
Hym "She found true love as a result of a list I wrote and a shared secret regarding targeted harassment resulting in mass murder. A secret that I will murder children to expose and refuse to pay politicians to keep. So I know for a fact AOC knows about it. How many child deaths do you want on you conscience? We got 2 mass murders. The first one in 2016. Then we got the one where guy said he qould kill kids in advance and the FBI showed up and couldn't do anything likely because the recording was illegally obtained. Then we got the train stabbing where there is a non-zero probably that schizophrenia isn't real and, rather, people are being singled out for immiseration. And then we're have the patracide/matracide in Wasau. I live in Wisconsin and know what the people around here are like. And then we got Rob Reiner. So between 2 and 5 mass murders. All because Taylor doesn't like how I talk about rape and child murder on the internet. Absolutely preventable, by the way. I already stopped at least 1. Taylor has stopped zero. Also invented AI. She has a million dollars and I do not."
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Sally's Saw Mill is important to the people of Arkansas as a symbol of economic growth and prosperity that brought people into the city and set the basis for economic fruition.
Sally's Saw Mill is important to the people of Arkansas as a symbol of economic growth and prosperity that brought people into the city and set the basis for economic fruition.
The Maddam Sally Foundation has almost reached enough money to begin construction of Marshall McPhink's Legacy, Sally's Saw Mill.
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Girl: I just saw Albert Bach Frandsen! What should I do?
Girl's Friend: You mean it?! Is it really him?! You'll have to be sure!
Girl: I know the legend. I know the myth. Everything it says is true. I found him.
Girl's Friend: You mean it?! Is it really him?! You'll have to be sure!
Girl: I know the legend. I know the myth. Everything it says is true. I found him.
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