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Electronic Depression

When a person has no life, and sits on the computer for hours or hours at a time. They usually think about all the negative things in life. Suicide is thought of. They usually have waves of these feelings. Maybe for days at a time, or hours. And when one wave ends, they happily sit down at the computer and begin to get depressed again. Usually doesn't have a lot of friends, because they always talk about negative things.

REMEDIES: To get out of the house, work out, go to a baseball game, walk around town, go out in the country and get dirty, totally own someone, read the bible.
Dude, Blane had bad electronic depression. So his computer finally crashed from all the messaging he'd been doing, so he finally decided to go outside and find something else to do, now he loves baseball!
by pscyhoawesome April 20, 2009
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depression sex

verb.

When two depressed people have sex which includes touching/kissing of scars, cuts, bruises or burns. A very sad and loving way of intercourse. Can also be categorized as masochistic.
"Jack was craving depression sex that night because of the things he had done."
by ghostlyChild March 5, 2016
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beautifully depressing

In my opinion, 'beautifully depressing' means whatever it is used to define an act or thing, that act or thing becomes so descriptive in itself that it causes you to become lessened in energetic spirits, but not in the bad way. It'd probably be the closest way to describe 'perfection' in the utter sense of the word....
Jimi Hendrix's freestyle version of "Hear My Train A-Comin'" is mellowed down and introspective so you can see into the Man himself, beyond his gimmicks and flashy style... In rock form, the concert version can be just as mesmerizing, but this particular version I'm listening to here is 'beautifully depressing'....
by Echo Raven October 27, 2005
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Fashionably Depressed

A person who looks and acts depressed all the time in an attempt to be fashionable. Mostly found in the punk and goth scene.
18 year old kid with rich parents and a decent life who acts like they have nothing and are nothing and are sad and Fashionably Depressed for attention.
by Johnny Sepulveda January 28, 2009
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Vagina depression

When a vagina hasn't been used in a very long time, it turns a greyish-purple color, shrivels up and tends to fall off if not treated with at least ten cans of bounce dat ass immediately.
girl: "Oh my god, I have vagina depression!"

guy: "Hurry, I have ten cans of bounce dat ass on me.

girl: "Really, where?

guy: "On the south pole!"
by LoL muffin man January 1, 2010
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Seasonal depression

When winter finally ends and you realize on the first sunny warm day how sad you were in the colder weather and how great the warm weather makes your mood feel.
So glad I can wear shorts again, my seasonal depression is lifted
by Writergz June 3, 2018
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Depression munchies

The consumption of large amounts of junk food in an attempt to relieve symptoms of major depression, such as; excessive crying, numbness, fatigue, isolation, anxiety.

Is usually a long term habit and is used as a coping mechanism, similar to binge eating.
Guy 1: Bro you eat so much junk food!!
Guy 2: Dude it's not my fault, *sighs* I've got depression munchies.
by truthsbetoldboii May 18, 2018
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