blogger's block

Inability to think of anything to blog about.

I am suffering from the worst case of blogger's block ever. I haven't posted anything for over two months.

by esfingecolibri December 5, 2007

Stall blocked

When a co-worker hogs the shared restroom on a daily basis for inordinate chunks of time making other personnel physically uncomfortable and possibly resulting in wetting their pants or suffering from turtle head and other bodily function mishaps.

I was about to head to the can before a long meeting but got stall blocked.

by Bokchoygurl August 13, 2012

tard blocked

being kept apart from a goal from the actions of a less than intelligent person.

That lady just tard blocked me from getting a straw.
The dorkatards working here are tard blocking my lunch.

by Br33zE February 17, 2010

salt block

One whom prefers to ruin ones game
One whom drops salt blocks

Man that chick was all over my junk, until Yonathon (the salt block) showed up.

by saly lick November 22, 2009

Cosmo Block

When some Cosmopolitan Magazine quiz causes a fight in your relationship causing you to not be able to have sex with your girl.

Girl: "Honey, if you could be any tree what would you be?"
Guy: "I don't know... an Oak tree I guess."
Girl: "Oh really? Well then acccoding to this quiz you're a fucking cheater!"
Guy: "Great, I just got fucking Cosmo Blocked."

by bigtimehotshot August 3, 2010

hittin blocks

riding around town

Man, we jus been hittin blocks.

by JodieF August 5, 2008

gene block

The daddy of UCLA. Hella old, hella hot and steamy. Honestly...such a dad.

10/10 would bang again.

Wow...did you see that dad?

Yeah! Must’ve been The Gene Block

by GeneBlockLover69 October 15, 2018